We endured nine hours of sports entertainment so that you wouldn't have to.
Was WrestleMania 33 horrible? No. Was WrestleMania 33 great? No.
Another ho-hum WrestleMania is in the books as the 2017 version took place this past Sunday from Orlando, FL, giving us a predictable and bland card. If we’re handing WWE a report card for their effort, we’re giving Vince and his crew a B- for the event. Long was the theme of the night, as everything just took forever to happen. Like a bloated summer blockbuster that never ends, we’re betting that ‘Mania put fans to sleep at some point throughout the show.
Looking past the runtime, things did happen. Some wrestling storylines came to a close while new ones began: John Cena got engaged, Brother Nero and Broken Matt returned, and the greatest WWE character of all-time called it quits.
Having digested the results, here are six key things learned from the big night!