WTF? 

Recommended Pairing: Nothing pairs with these, sorry.

I've heard the internet described as a mirror reflecting some of the oddest bits of humanity back at us to slowly process. 

I think the mirror might be broken, or we are. Something is most certainly broken. Watch this:

This just flat-out should not exist. I mean, sure, it's kind of funny — like in the same way that it's funny to watch your best friend get yelled at by his mom — until you realize you're at his house and you might also be in some sort of danger.

Garfield Minus Garfield already gave us plenty of soul-crushing existential dread, do we really need more Garfield madness? No. We don't. Though the production value on that is off the charts! Good work, sick-o.

Remember the good ol' days when cat videos were fun, like a cat with a laser pointer taped to it's head.

Hold up. That would be awesome, actually. Has anyone done that? [Googles it real quick] Yup, of course that exists already. Here ya go.

Oh god. There's like a dozen more of those Garfield videos. AND THIS ONE'S LIKE 5 HOURS LONG!!! WTF IS GOING ON!!!
I can't believe I'm gonna watch them all. 

If you don't see any more columns from me, I think it's safe to assume that Lasagna Cat murdered me.


Wanna see more of my favorite innerwebs finds? You can read the full "Mike's Favorite Things on the Innerwebs" series right here.