Justin Bieber returned to the set of the Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday to play a round of "Never Have I Ever" with Madonna, who's in the midst of a week-long residency on the daytime talk show. Madonna took the opportunity to kick things off by asking if they could spank each other with their response paddles. 

The questions were all overtly sexual, which you know, is what also made it fun. Spoiler: Bieber's actually a lot more innocent than Madge, although we're not totally sure that Bieber was completely honest either (...for one, he claims to never have been kicked out of a bar. Uh huh). Watch below.