I played in a Progressive Rock band, turned Deathcore/Unholystep travesty. "A New Grey" I think we were called...yes yes that was it.

I was beaten into perfection at the keyboard as a child, but swiftly found resolve in scary music, as Tchaikovsky, Chopin and Mozart were a long forgotten skill.

Having an intemperate tenacity to learn to play every instrument on the planet, I quickly gave up at piano, drums, guitar, bass (with strings), Hammond organ, a variety of native sparkly thingys, chimes and other forms of aural effects - and moved, indefatigably towards vegetating whilst absorbing the infinite wisdom of Family guy, The Sopranos and Early Edition.

There's not really much more to tell...oh wait...there is just one other detail...

I..........uh..........hm...no it's gone.............sorry