read Kimmel's Mean Tweets
“Pink makes music for obnoxious white bridal parties that drunkingly [sic] walk into a Denny’s and ruin everyone’s evening,” the Grammy winner laughed as she read a social media burn for Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Usher (who “seems like he’ll stop in the dead a– middle of sex because he got chilly”), Common (the “Pottery Barn of rappers”), Adam Levine (“if a flaccid penis could sing”), and Alice Cooper (“a ball sack with face paint on”) were also subjected to the segment.
“Nick jonas was cute back when he was in the jonas brothers and now he looks like a ferrit [sic],” the “Find You” singer read aloud.
Meanwhile, the guys of Fall Out Boy had to read someone call them “the Comic Sans MS of music. They are both entirely overused,” and Meghan Trainor had to read a diss calling her “that girl my parents would force me to listen to if i were white.”
There were some solid comebacks this time around, like from the guys of Green Day. “I left more talent in my toilet this morning than Greenday [sic] has ever had. Green day [sic] sucks d—,” read one tweet.
“I’m glad that you’re thinking about us while you’re taking dumps,” Tré Cool said. “We’ll think about you when we’re sucking d—,” Billie Joe Armstrong added.